Working notes for Bunjo's set next week

Probably start w/ a little about myself (surgery, age, memory [w/ digital recorder], etc.), then tell some Dublin-specific stuff (Big & Tall store, Outback Steakhouse [1 or 2, depending if I wanna get into "Plan B" adult humor], Macaroni Grill story, "Up" & "Star Trek" movies at Regal Hacienda Crossings. Get into dating sites, marriage. Get political: Obama & Bo -- 2nd Outback joke goes AFTER Monica, Liz Cheney & maybe Rush Limbaugh <= depending on reception. Need to cut that down to 5 minutes, including an as-yet-unwritten big finish. Need 2 sets (depending on what I hear about them allowing "blue" material) - one clean & one not.