Deep Fried Tacos

After I went to Taco Bell, I had runs for disorder.

Popeye the Sailor has proposed a way to reduce terrorism. If Muslim suicide bombers are promised 72 virgins in heaven, he says the way to stop them is to up the ante. Tell them that if they sign up for a cooking class instead, they'll not only get 72 virgins but an EXTRA virgin, Olive Oyl.