The Middle-East Problem -- SOLVED!

Texas wants to secede. Fine. We give it to the Israelis and Palestine to the Palestinians. Floridian Jews can move to an equally warm, but less hurricane-prone climate in Texas, where there's oil and a lot more land than in Israel (and no angry Arabs). The new state of Israel will protect our border from drug smuggling, illegal immigration, AND the spread of non-Kosher swine flu. Plus, we don't have to bother prosecuting Bush as a war criminal -- they can do it for us. The only problems are (1) the Israelis who don't want to move and (2) the Texans who don't want to move. I say it's in the world's best interests for them to move, so f--- 'em, we make them do it anyway. Good idea?