Q: What table wine is served at the Wellington (New Zealand) Military Academy?
A: Mutton Cadet.
I thought a major attraction at Disneyworld in Orlando should have been named "Zelda". After all, it was designed by Epcot Fitzgerald.
Did you hear about that female Israeli spy, Matzoh Hari?
How about the Mossad's way of dealing with Nazis, the "Kurt Waldheimlich Maneuver"? It's a lot like the Heimlich Maneuver, except when THEY do it, they're holding a knife.
We went out to dinner last night, but the food wasn't very good. I should have known. Next to the sign that says "We reserve the right to refuse service to anybody." they have one that says "We reserve the right to serve refuse to anybody."
While in Hawaii, Ravi Shankar attended a luau, where he heard the ukulele for the first time. When his host asked how he liked the music, he answered, "Close, but no sitar."
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