Jello, World!

Zabout time, ehh? My name is Rich Orwell. I'm an OLD computer guy. I used mastodon tusks to punch IBM cards. I wrote computer programs whose entire purpose was to put the words "Hello, World!" on a printer or computer screen, just to prove I could do it, because it was considered difficult. I've forgotten more about computers than you will ever know, but it doesn't matter -- what I learned is obsolete & irrelevant now. I actually KNEW the dinosaur with the biggest vocabulary, the Thesaurus. I'll write more later. It's time now to take my Geritol and Metamucil. After that, I think I'll spend 10 minutes, or so, trying to remember my wife's name, then straight to bed!