Thursday, December 1, 2011

Squirmin' Cain


Herman Cain material while he's still running.  Feel free to use these around the water cooler.
  • Number #7 - He SAYS he'll withdraw, but at the last minute he loses control.
  • Number #6 - It USED to be 9-9-9. NOW it's 9-1-1.
  • Number #5 - He wants us to treat him like royalty. We're supposed to say Yes, your GOPness.
  • Number #4 - He admitted last week some of his dealings with women have been underhanded,  specifically when he deals with skirts
  • Number #3 - I heard his nickname in college was "I swear to God -- it will taste like candy"-Cain.  That only works one time.
  • Number #2 - I think he's a Don Juan-a-be.
  • And the #1 Thing overheard in the washroom at HC's campaign HQ. - Sure he's a successful businessman, but as a politician he is still learning the gropes.

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