Herman Cain material while he's still running. Feel free to use these around the water cooler.
- Number #7 - He SAYS he'll withdraw, but at the last minute he loses control.
- Number #6 - It USED to be 9-9-9. NOW it's 9-1-1.
- Number #5 - He wants us to treat him like royalty. We're supposed to say Yes, your GOPness.
- Number #4 - He admitted last week some of his dealings with women have been underhanded, specifically when he deals with skirts
- Number #3 - I heard his nickname in college was "I swear to God -- it will taste like candy"-Cain. That only works one time.
- Number #2 - I think he's a Don Juan-a-be.
- And the #1 Thing overheard in the washroom at HC's campaign HQ. - Sure he's a successful businessman, but as a politician he is still learning the gropes.
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