Saturday, December 10, 2011

Company Xmas party

Many years ago I broke all the "don't shit where you eat" rules and had an affair with a woman at work. I won't say any more than that, respecting her privacy.  I did something less discrete, though, at the company Xmas party.

I handed her a bottle of wine and said, "Here, why don't you suck out this cork?"

It turns out I didn't have to worry about her reputation.  She already was known as a fabulous corksucker.

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