Dino Might

At the grocery store check-out, the high school-aged girl bagging asked, "Paper or plastic?" I said, "I guess I'll kill a tree, not a dinosaur." To which she replied, "Huh?" I said, "You know, dinosaurs became oil that became plastic." She said, "No, there couldn't have been that many dinosaurs." Jaws dropped.

The bagger next to her looked stunned and my checker asked her, "Didn't you go to 6th grade?"

And to think, some people complain about the quality of our public schools.