Blade Runner

Occupy Wall Street finally is making a list of demands.  No demands, no results; no threats, no demands met.  They ordered some guillotines.  Like in the French revolution.   Take care of the 1% that owns everything.  But these are better.  Gillette Fusion Proglide guillotines.  They feature a lubricated strip for comfort   The first 5 blades pull the head out just a little, so the sixth blade can cut through cleanly, without leaving any embarrassing neck stubble.  The head will look its best when mounted on a wall or being paraded around the city on a pike. (And, by the way, by "pike" I mean a long spear; not a fish.  Carrying the head around the city on a fish would send entirely the wrong message.)  The machines will be free, of course.  Just like with razors, the money's in the blades.