I hate wearing badges at conventions. Not the press-on sticky ones. Those are fine. I hate the ones I have to pin to my shirt. I'm clumsy and always end up with a nipple piercing.
I came up with a much better version of this while at the show.
Instead of saying something like, "*WE* don' got to show you no stickin' badges," I made it singular and related to security.
"I don' got to show you no thinkin' badges."
The change from stickin' to thinkin' works much better.
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