Sunday, May 29, 2011

I Don' Got to Show You No Stickin' Badges

I hate wearing badges at conventions. Not the press-on sticky ones. Those are fine. I hate the ones I have to pin to my shirt. I'm clumsy and always end up with a nipple piercing.

I came up with a much better version of this while at the show.

Instead of saying something like, "*WE* don' got to show you no stickin' badges," I made it singular and related to security.

"I don' got to show you no thinkin' badges."

The change from stickin' to thinkin' works much better.