OccuPoddy Stop

Gandhi led a non-violent movement to get the British out of India. They won.

Martin Luther King led a non-violent movement to get civil rights for black people. They won.

Occupy is led by nobody. They have no agenda. They have tents and sleeping bags. They have a camping trip.

I say, Get some leaders, Get an agenda, and (if non-violence isn't going to get the job done) Get some guillotines. Shiny new Gillette Fusion Proglide guillotines with lubricated comfort strips.

The 1% screws us because we have no leadership ability. If Occupy is the best we can do, we *deserve* to be screwed.

Am I angry? Heck yeah.

Herman Cain

He's finally admitted reaching under that woman's skirt.

He says it was all a misunderstanding.

She told him she wanted his help finding a position in Japan, but he wasn't
listening closely when she said she could do a really good Pacific Rim Job.

I say this tongue in cheek.

p.s.   I've told this in rooms where more than 1/2 the crowd have never heard of a rim job.  Awkward.

If you don't know, Google it.

maybe old; maybe new

I wish I had a small-caliber machine gun on my car's roof. Then I could blast bad drivers while screaming obscenities. Gun tourette syndrome.

A lot of people say Asian drivers are the worst. They aren't. The worst drivers are zombies.
Have you ever watched a zombie try to parallel park? Awful.